Solo Social Distance Dancing

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Monday he would call on prominent Canadians to spread the word about the importance of solo social distance dancing during the novel coronavirus pandemic, and it looks like the Great Dominion’s beloved Court Painter is at the top of that list.

At a press conference Monday, Trudeau teased a multi-million dollar ad campaign involving this prominent yet obscure Canadian figure we “kinda know and kinda trust” in messaging around flattening the COVID-19 curve.

Court Painter got the ball rolling Monday night from his studio pulling moves on those ole dance favourites like the Mashed Potato (started long time ago),the Twist,(Come on, baby) the Light Fandango and the Plague Pirouette Two Step while calling on Canadians to take solo social distance dancing seriously and stay home to prevent the spread of the unique if not novel coronavirus.