While in private business, acting US Attorney General Matthew Whitaker (he’s the bald one) played a key tole in promoting World Patent Marketing, which in November 2014 announced the “marketing launch” of a “MASCULINE TOILET,” which boasted a specially designed bowl to help “well-endowed men” avoid unwanted contact with porcelain or water. “The average male genitalia is between 5” and 6.”” the firm’s press release said. “However, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that.”
In a brief interview Conservative politician Tony Clement indicated that politics isn’t the only game in town and revealed he was in negotiations with south of the border former politician and felon Anthony Weiner to expand the junk and banana stand business into an upstanding international powerhouse operation.
The name of the business is rumoured to be Tony & Tony’s Junk featuring iconic items and sections devoted to more trash and a family friendly banana stand.
Editors note : An abbreviated form for Anthony is Tony
In related news,Netflix has refused to comment on the development of a series based on the sexting adventures of these two randy politicos who in their own way reached across the border and the aisle of liberal and conservative macho values!
Conservative leadership brain trust determined to stoke the furnace of climate change!
Court Painter trots out a series of Self portraits that always prove to be great stocking stuffers!